Welcome to the
Procrastination
Optimizer!
The only task manager that understands your need to put things off until tomorrow... or next week... or maybe never! Meet your new best friends: SnoozePaw the sleepy cat 🐱 and DramaLlama the chaos creator 🦙! They're here to help you procrastinate like a pro!
Why Choose Procrastination Optimizer?
Because regular task managers are too productive!
Flexible Deadlines
Set due dates knowing full well you'll ignore them! Our app won't judge you for missing every single deadline. 📅
Dual-Mascot Chaos System
SnoozePaw will interrupt your tasks with sleepy interruptions, while DramaLlama suggests increasingly ridiculous distractions. It's like having personal saboteurs! 🦙😴
Achievement Unlocked
Celebrate small wins like "I looked at my task list" or "I thought about being productive for 5 seconds." 🏆
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Tasks Postponed
24/7
Procrastination Support
99.9%
Deadline Flexibility
0
Guilt Guaranteed
Choose Your Procrastination Level 🎯
From casual dawdling to professional postponement
Free Procrastinator
- Unlimited task creation
- Procrastination timer
- Achievement badges
- Calendar view
- Basic chaos distractions
- 10 snoozes per month
- Limited distraction modes
Premium Procrastinator
- Everything in Free
- Unlimited snoozes
- 12+ premium chaos modes
- Fake meeting pop-ups
- Random Wikipedia articles
- Social media notifications
- Premium cat video playlists
- Priority support
- Crown badge status
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